Corrupt a Wish

Another simple game commin-ish in forums; one person makes a wish and the next grants it while making it turn rotten for the wisher. Another wish is then made.

Let's see, start it out simple... I wish for a can of fruit juice.

Sure, it turns out to be made out of a Fruit (A very Flamboyant male)
I wish for some Whiskey.

*I knew this game was coming sooner or later*

Alright, however, the whiskey is served in an oxidated copper container, this is horribly impure.

I wish those two morons in our school were....not in our school.

Granted, but there our not in our school any more but are transferred to another school, along with your self.
I wish for A cupcake

granted but that isn't icing y'know.

I WISH THAT celery gave me meth

Granted but the coppers catch you.
I wish for nothing

Granted, but the nothings sends you TO THE VOID

Granted...but then a bunch of females startddgjksdhrirhs *shot*

I wish more people came to this site.

Grnated, but they spam the site with goatse, scat porn, trap threads, more porn, and drug threads


I wish celery gave me vodka

Granted, but it has ground up Blu-Ray discs mixed in.

I wish the Camo Shoe Club had a better reputation.

Granted, but we have a better reputation in a far away place with no computers.

I wish for a Bottle of Coka Cola

Granted, but it has been spiked with arsenic.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you already used up your wish so you can't wish it until the next person wishes.

Oh, wait...oh darn it, l wish l didn't just post!

granted, but you lose the ability to post FOREVER!
i wish kaito append would come out soon.

granted but it sucks worse than Duke Nukem Forever.

I wish i had lithium

Granted, but it's already oxidated.

I wish people didn't make such a big deal over a minor earthquake.

Granted they instead start make such a big deal over a minor thunderstorm

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, but Carphead suffers from mercury poisoning.

Moose wishes for pounds of copper powder.

Granted, you now have British money that originated from powdered copper.

I wish I'd stop eating so many potato chips before l run out 'nn' their all gone!

Granted, but that's the last food for miles.

Moose wishes for a massive pair of beasts.

Granted they eat you.

I wish for a puppy.

Granted, but she's the size of an atom...somehow.


I wish I'd stop goofing around.

Granted, but everybody dies.

Moose wishes for some stromboli.

Granted, but after u eat it you get sick and die
i wish for metal gear solid plushies

granted but they all have pins in them. Sharp side out.

wish we had another earthquake. but bigger