Generic Quote Thread Thingy

Because ROCK deleted the old one. At least one quote per post would be nice.

"spazzing cats"

"Dear Internet: If a tree falls in the forest, and no one uploaded pics of it, did it happen?"

"All werk and no work makes werk a real werd."

"Walking barefoot + Sleeping in a sweaty sleepingbag = Bad."

"Don't you have a life? Stupid question I suppose."

Naturally there's one of these. Just be careful with it, you lot.

As for my input?
"Sure, they seem cute and innocent, until you watch a pony with a battle axe systematically chop a goblin's arms off."

"when the cat's away, the mice will /me the place to [heck]"

"so we need now shears to get the ladder of the cow?"

"Uuuh that sounds horrible =("

"The following month, a pensioner named Roland T was given a prison term of five months for, amongst other things, training his dog Adolf to raise his right paw in a Nazi salute every time the command 'Heil Hitler!' was uttered."

Quote :

18:42:29 * Alkerion sighs
18:42:39 -Alkerion- It's sure been boring today around here.
18:43:10 -Trelior- MAH BOI this boredom is what all message board members strive FOR!
18:45:46 -Alkerion- I just wonder what Kironide's up to.
18:47:22 -Trelior- Kironide and his minions have seized the forum of Spatula
18:47:33 -DarkBowser- How can we help?
18:48:03 -Trelior- it is written, only Alkerion can defeat Kironide
18:48:33 -Alkerion- Great! I'll grab my registration page!
18:48:48 -Trelior- there is no time, your post is enough
18:49:44 -DarkBowser- How about a hack, for luck?
18:49:57 -Trelior- you have GOT to be kidding
18:50:05 -Alkerion- Squadalah! We're off!

"@Notch challenges Bethesda to Quake 3 match. Bethesda declines in fear of angering legal department of Quaker Oats cereal company."

"So 'Welcome to Dwarf Fortress, your stuff has just been stolen by monkeys'?"

"QuickTime has been installed on my computer... I feel dirty just touching the keyboard."

"You know, those Happy Pills are amazing when you grind them up and inject them into the folds of your scrotum."
"I'll give you a dollar if you can tell me one thing that isn't better when ground up and injected into the folds of your scrotum."

"H.P thread ?
H.P thread.

>> Anonymous
My favorite quote from the movie was, "Harry, use the force." ~ Professor Gryffindor.

>> Anonymous
>>348315488
that was gandalf, new[stick]"

-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH **** ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY ****
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE

Snipe Edit: Slice please censor your own posts or don't post things with curse words in them.

o.O

"Mmmmmmm..."

Quote :

[15:47] [Yushee52] $roll 120d985
[15:47] [Cynthia] I don't have that many dice, Yushee52.
[15:47] [Yushee52] D:

"And of course, I always recommend you get drunk while playing with rocket engines and flammable liquids."

"When I was explaining interest and credit cards to my 8 year old daughter she looked at me and said 'Daddy, if people can’t pay for things and they KNOW they won’t be able to pay for it, then why on Earth do they buy it?!' It’s sad how my 8 year old gets what most adults don’t."

Ahaha, yes, truly sad. Anyway,

"A throng of graphical changes were made between the JP and international versions of the game, most of them involving the abject terror that is Japanese food."
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<+Toujiron> Probably best day.
<%Misty> What happened?
<+Toujiron> I have this felt super mushroom hat, right?
<+Toujiron> I wore it out today because I'm ridiculous
<+Doak> awesome
<+Toujiron> My roommate left his work boots at home and called me to ask me to bring them to him at work, because he wouldn't have time after class.
<+Toujiron> So on my way there, I go through an intersection I usually don't because I don't have a reason to go near there, and the setting sun is in my eyes, so I have no idea that there's a stop sign there.
<+Toujiron> I am immediately pulled over by a city patrol car.
<+Toujiron> The cop walks up to my window, looks at me, my hat, and listens to my speakers for a second which are playing a rainbow road remix.
<%Misty> Please tell me he broke down laughing
<+Toujiron> Without even asking me for my ID, he leans in and says, "Son, when there's a stop sign in front of you, you have to stop hitting the golden mushroom. I know it'll disappear, but it's the law, alright?"
<%Misty> Oh that's even better
<+Toujiron> Before I could even answer that he told me to drive safe and walked away.
<+Neo-Kamek> lolololol
<+Toujiron> I have never been so entertained to be caught breaking laws.
<+Doak> Best.
<+WingedBeaux> my wife just loled at that story tou
<+WingedBeaux> is there an opposite to f my life? cause that would be it right there

" I hear it's amazing when the Purple-stuffed worm in Flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw-blink on Hari-kiri Rock! I need scissors! 61! "

"this equation proves luigi has stolen all the awesome from the 6hp health meter"
[Aw, that's just great, the image the equation was on is 404'd! Now we've got no proof of Luigi's thievery!]

"Soylent Green...is PEOPLE!!!!!!"