How Fitting for a Derp Like Mii!

l like the ending l got for Fallout 3...

"Lazzarith, we gotta active the water purifier or else this place will explode because REASONS! But it's so radioactive in there, whoever does it will prolly die! ...Who wants to draw the first straw?"
"Oh, don't worry Brotherhood Lady, l'll do it because l'm the nicest bucking guy in all of DC! Besides, l have 50 Rad Aways; l'll lives."
*runs into chamber*
"lol, so, what do l do? Uhhh..."
*runs around the circular chamber one lap*
"l dunno what to do here, mang!"
*Derps eyes to a number pad*
"Oh! Right! Input activation code!"
*button-button-button-ENTER*
"Ohnoes, a cutscene forcing me to die! D:"
*cue ending FMV*

What is Fallout?

It's like Skyrim...but with guns and science and post-apocalypse-land. Pretty fun.

Skyrim?

That one thing you can learn about if you Google it, y'know?

You should have had Fawks do it. Or if you get Broken Steel you wake up like three weeks later in a hospitable or something.

Steel?

So Fawkes doing it could have been an option? Must've been hidden from me for some reason, because he can handle radiation, like he mentioned before. >:[
Then again, the ending scene would've probably talked down about me not dying like Dad did.

Yeah, only nubs die in Radiation. And me.

And people who try to get into Vault 87 directly?

Sure.